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Title	:	The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex
Author	:	Kristen Schaal
Book Format	:	Hardcover
Book Edition	:	First Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 192 pages
Published	:	July 28th 2010 by Chronicle Books (first published 2010)
Categories	:	Humor. Nonfiction. Comedy. Sexuality

The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex

Kristen Schaal

Hardcover | Pages: 192 pages

Rating: 3.26 | 531 Users | 81 Reviews

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Welcome to The Sexy World of Sexy Sex.

Sex is the most powerful and important thing in the universe, and if you aren't instantly good at it, you probably never will be and everyone will laugh at you. This is something you should know before even attempting sex. Fortunately, you hold in your hands the ultimate guide to getting your rocks off, rigorously field tested by the authors. Every sexual technique they have tried. Every erogenous zone they have erogenated. Every STD they have suffered from - sometimes for way too long - just to see what would happen.

But beware - this sexy knowledge comes with a terrible price: After you have read this book, there is no going back. Once absorbed, the wisdom contained in The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex cannot be unlearnt. You may easily spend the rest of your life orgasming your brains out, and neglecting your friendships, your career, and every other aspect of your life that doesnt involve constant genital stimulation. To call you a mindless sex zombie would be putting it gently. But you will be completely satisfied . . . as will your legions of sexual partners. WELL, ARE YOU IN?

Comedy team and real-life couple Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist went to the mattress (literally) to bring a whole new brand of sex advice to the masses. In The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex, learn about SandWhispers, the world's premier erotic destination. Hear the untold story of the discovery of the female orgasm. Uncover the secret world behind the Mile High Club.

With full-color illustrated advice and information on everything from orgies ("the more the hairier"), to sex toys ("Cupid's toolbox"), to masturbation ("the auto-erotic fixation"), Kristen and Rich explore, celebrate, and ridicule humanity's most treasured pastime the sexy world of sexy sex.

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Original Title:	The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex
ISBN:	0811871266 (ISBN13: 9780811871266)
Edition Language:	English

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Ratings: 3.26 From 531 Users | 81 Reviews

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The best way to read this book is in bits and pieces, partially out loud, with other people around. Reading it solidly all the way through is not so effective. But, thank you, Cambridge Public Library.

Pretty funny. Read EW review and saw her discuss on talk show. Had never seen her before, she was of-beat and seemed like she'd have some entertaining stuff. Quick read, since it's formatted like John Stewart's America: The Book.

I randomly found this on Amazon & the cover just looked so funny, plus I adore Kristen Schaal & after receiving it today in the mail from a very sweet friend I did a brief scan through the pages & I was delighted to discover how brilliant & funny the chapters are, so many awesome details, pictures & notes, like a scrapbook of sex & humor, I can't wait to really dive into it.

Where else in the world am I going to read Lochness Monster porn? You know, besides on the internet. Even if it was never my intention, I can now proudly say I have. These and other shenanigans abound throughout this book. It was hilarious. Good times.

Not as funny as Colbert's I Am America and so Can You but funnier than anything by Rush Limbaugh, The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex* is an encyclopedia of all the things you want to do in the bedroom but know you probably shouldn't since it was, after all, written as a joke.*Not recommended for readers in the middle of a serious and depressing break up. DEFINITELY recommended for couples, singles, polys, readers going through an un-serious breakup, virgins, liberal grandmas, and gazellemos.

Coffee table books: who buys them? I ask you. I got this moderately amusing coffee table book from the library, and, as I suspected when I leafed through the soon-to-be-remaindered copies at the local book emporium, it is never more moderately amusing than its moderately amusing title, except maybe for the "Where's Waldo at an Orgy" two-page spread (dirty!), which is, at the very least, fitfully amusing.

Pretty funny. I learned that before the invention of the whistle, women carried around rape theramins to ward off potential attackers.